A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

https://lemmy.nz/post/10169005

A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods - Lemmy NZ

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

I just can’t with the dumb anymore. I’m surprised they don’t call bananas woke, cause ya know phallic and that gay
HOW TO EAT A BANANA IN PUBLIC

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I go the complete opposite direction and deepthroat it while cradling some kiwis in my other hand.