Tech bros love to boast about moving fast and breaking things, so it comes as some relief to find an instance where they've moved at a more stately 17 knots and yet still utterly fucked it.
In this case the "it" being carpool vehicles. Programmed to treat movement without the engine being switched on as either theft or witchcraft, they instantly bricked themselves in response.
What happened when these vehicles travelled by ferry was perhaps predictable...
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Oh! The Law of Unintended Consequences.
Assuming this relates to GPS on the cars, I imagine they got upset too at the thought of "driving" without the engine on over water! That's definitely Witchcraft!
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More probably the accelerometer registering plus wheels not turning. Which is stupid, clearly Bay Area techbros have never used a ferry or the Channel Tunnel or a rail/car system or a car elevator parking system or β¦
And these guys want to put a chip in your brain?
It'd be an easier way of spotting if somebody was a witch rather than seeing if they weigh the same as a duck...
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