Wow so amazing - Mander

Let my people go…BROTHER!
The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!

That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!

tears tunic in half

tears red sea in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron’s staff… iykyk
Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
Moses clearly owned a liquor still
and has Chinese doll hair

I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!

/rips off his shirt

Isn’t that Noah?
Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
Ohhhh, riiiiiiight
Hulk Hogan from wish?
It’s actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V’s
Reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
“YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING”
So science that it much be true
HELL YEAH BROTHER

I think the Gandalf one is more on point:

www.snopes.com/…/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/

No, This is Not a 3D Recreation of What Moses Might Have Looked Like

Fake news of hulking proportions.

Snopes
Let’s say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?

Mozes’s wrestling video’s

I really liked his 7 plagues head lock finisher

So is his skin silver or is it because color hadn’t been invented yet? Except for his hair (which is from the future?)?

He’s one of those kooks who drank colloidal silver and developed argyria

Prob. big into Ron Paul and chiropractic

Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.
Too much steroids
A tale as old as time
It was Jesse Ventura all along!
Legit comment, the jaw isn’t slack
Parting the waters with a leg drop
My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
Passage?
Somewhere in the book of McMahon
More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
Did Moses have a brother?
Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend
Macho man Let my mean Gene go
Now I get it: Thunder in PARADISE