ZeroCoolMarriage is like..
VeedemJack Dorsey is basically Linked In, personified.
BonesOfTheMoonWith a white supremacist beard.
Lol I think he got canned from Bluesky.
catarinaI thought it was a joke, and then saw the actual post on LinkedIn this morning. That place is something else.
Can you link it? I wanna know what he “learned”
It’s enough to make satirists give up. When reality is already this absurd, what do you do?
niftyYou start bending absurdity. The next article should be about what B2B sales taught him about the benefits of open marriages, and how all paths lead to polyamory. The follow up article is about how bigamy is not unlike merger and acquisitions, and you need great communication to make it all work. You can simplify the process by signing up for alpha release of his AI app (wrapper around chatGPT).
Ferengi ass mfers
The way most people react to seeing big spiders (a mixture of aggression and fear) in their home is the same way I react to LinkeIn.
Big spiders are useful though.
SotuandusoI’m not a fan of spiders, but I’m a fan of their work.
Emerald (she/her)You could run a spider corporation, exploiting all the little spider workers!
That picture is wild because i am sure no one actually goes to the beach dressed like that. It just screams planned out specifically for the photo.
Nobody goes to the beach in Capri’s, light shirt or a sundress? You need to get out more of go to a beach that’s not a spring break attraction.
NickwithaCWelcome to the world of wedding photography.
I’m with you on that.
Him: “Let’s go for a walk on the beach.”
Her: “Sounds romantic…but why is there a photographer following us?”
Him: “LinkedIn business to business engagement stuff.”
Some people recreate moments for photos.
TrickDacyImagine giving a shit about that.
These posts come from people who have heard about the importance of networking, but don’t understand what that actually means at all.
BlackmistLinkedIn is Facebook for people who want to return the office.
Gotta get on board with the tcp/ip stack…oh not that kind of networking
Are we positive this isn’t a joke?
catsarebadpeopleIs this the definition of a troglodyte?
UnderpantsWeevilMy man is on his hustle and grind. He just bagged his first trophy wife, he’s looking to hit at networth of $1M by the end of the year (minus $950k in debt), and he’s starting his fourteenth business before he’s even turned 40.
What the hell, OP? Don’t ommit what it taught the guy about B2B sales!
$10 says it’s about “building relationships”.
My sales director once told me sales starts with a ‘No’. If the customer doesn’t need any convincing then what is it exactly that we’re paying you for?
Is that why I keep getting marriage proposals from weird email handles in my junkmail folder?