Mastodawn

There is no such thing as "good" click bait headli—

@DataDrivenMD I mean he's right that it won't affect him, because there is no way in hell he gets elected.

Even Helen Keller can see that.

@DataDrivenMD It's important to remember that the second part of this report was mercury poisoning.

Brain worm that altered his behavior enough that his friends were asking him to get checked out for a tumor, and also mercury poisoning.

And he did this in depositions to prove that he couldn't work enough to pay alimony.

So let's be entirely clear about what is going on here.

@DataDrivenMD Brainworm's campaign has released a statement saying eating part of RFK's brain has rendered it unfit to serve as president.

I've said it before. Other people have said it.

The Onion has nothing to offer over reality.

I had to respond 🐛👀

Content warning: TIL #uspol #RFKjr 🐛👀👀

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@DataDrivenMD There's precedent, however. The USA has already had a worm for president.

@DataDrivenMD @SailorDisco Americans voted for Trump and genocide joe, clearly presidents having a full brain is not a requirement

It's okay, I'm holding your beer 🤓🤣