Things are better when Jean Luc is remembering jamaharon, Bev is daydreaming about candles, and Geordi is “studying engine schematics” on the holodeck.

“La Forge is losing sleep trying to get the most out of the ship” can be taken two different ways.

Despite all the lessons in Star Trek about the value of diplomatic and non-confrontational methods, sometimes the therapeutic value of hitting a motherfucker just can’t be dismissed.

I always thought Troi should have been more of a goth princess. The real kind, the in-a-black-hoodie-screeching-for-snacks-writing-bad-poetry-on-the-living-room-floor kind, not the dressed-up-for-a-show-in-black-fishnet-and-lace-finery kind.

she’s the only reason the Enterprise runs as smoothly as it does

The ship is the size of a city and it only has a day shift and a night shift, for peat’s sake!