I got a lift from a tourist from Boston when I was hitchhiking from Falkland to Auchtermuchty in Scotland

He had an A4 sheet of paper that his wife had taped to the front of the glove box that said “LEFT YA FUCKIN BOZO” to make sure he stayed on the right wrong side of the road

If he was from Boston, it was probably letter, not A4

The wife probably found some paper in Scotland to write the sign

I know, what a silly reply that was! Like he would bring a sheaf of paper 8000 miles or whatever in case his wife wanted to write a sign!

Is everyone from Boston so fucking argumentative? 😂

An entire sheaf? How many signs do you think she wrote?

Or is there an imperial version for US size paper? 368.5?

There’s no imperial anything for the US, since they use US customary units. But it’s probably a bushel.