I have a proposal:
Whenever some company insists on calling a piece of equipment or software "smart", let's call it "needy" instead.

- needs wifi
- needs bluetooth
- needs update
- needs cookies
- needs access
- needs account
- needs login

I want dumb stuff that works.

@Kadsenchaos This so much. I've been looking for replacements for my 10-year old qumox/sjcam action cams. Decent-quality 1080p, dashcam-mode (continuious recording into overlapping files as long as power is connected). No WiFi, no Bluetooth, no GPS. Just records video. What I can get now is either extremely poor quality, or extremely needy, but still lacks essential features, or is very expensive, and I still pay for features I don't need or want.