I have a proposal:
Whenever some company insists on calling a piece of equipment or software "smart", let's call it "needy" instead.

- needs wifi
- needs bluetooth
- needs update
- needs cookies
- needs access
- needs account
- needs login

I want dumb stuff that works.

@Kadsenchaos almost always they use „smart“ but mean „remote controllable“ or „with custom presets“

Nearly nothing if that is „Smart“…
- turns on lights in the morning or if you move - but never heard of holidays
- wakes you up with music but has no concept of calendar or appointments to choose the right time smart
- makes coffee with tap in an app with all parameters configurable - but never heard about „Cup“ nor will it put one in for you
- … remote control - yes. Smart? No!