I am deeply regretting that for my political satire series I went with a head of government who is merely a faceless Lovecraftian Elder God with a skull-collecting hobby.

He seems kind of understated these days.

Should have picked a cross between the South Dakota Puppy Shooter and Liz Truss instead ...

@cstross The Laundry needs some modicum of peace, government, and good order to exist as a thing in a context, and the Black Pharaoh does provide.

The current crop of politicians aren't arguing about how to do the thing; they're arguing about what other thing should be done instead, if only people can be compelled to be good, righteous, moral people who understood their duty to die uncomplaining in specific ways with specific timing, lest the incumbents face alteration of circumstances.

@graydon "Yes, I know I was elected on a democratic mandate to govern by running on the reputation of this 200 year old political party with a well-understood ideology, but—now hear me out—wouldn't it be fun to install a 16th century protestant theocracy, abolish education and human rights for all, and replace modern medical practices with cupping and leeching? It's all the rage in Transnistria!"

@cstross Most historical examples of "Above all else, I stay in charge" are terrible slow grinding collapse scenarios; in the angry weather, I don't think we'll get that. (Truly alternative base of power? ungovernable import replacing cities? It seems unlikely; too much force concentration lying around.)

But swelp me if I think I know what we will get, and at least this way you can have His Nibs doing a lot of "I think not" creative responses about those going off their political brand.

@cstross I mean, the mere possibility of a Lovecraftian Elder God demanding that someone making a theological justification explain, in correct and nuanced detail, the distinction between efficient and sufficient grace necessary to the argument in its Protestant context would be highly amusing, if probably hellish to write.

@cstross @graydon
Fun.

Now do one whose laws are based on the medieval deliberations of an educated class in Europe on a late bronze age, Near Eastern, tribal society myths, that ends up with nukes.
For extra pleasure, superimpose its laws on Common Law on top of Ottoman jurisprudence.

@cstross @graydon
(just to be clear, this is not a writing demand, nor even request; it's a cynicism-about-the-place-I-grew-up sort of thing. And they've got nukes.)