sam henri goldthe Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
aburka 🫣@samhenrigold There once was a new Truck of Cyber,
Its owner: a Nantucket driver.
Their parking got panned;
Now it's mired in sand,
More updates to come from your town crier.