the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
@samhenrigold
Knowing the way salt water speeds up corrosion, I wouldn't have headed to the beach with it were I the kind of person to buy a wankpanzer.
@Theriac @samhenrigold If you had the insight not to bring your wankpanzer to the beach, you wouldn't've bought one in the first place.
@Stephanie @samhenrigold
my thoughts exactly - understanding reality and owning a wankpanzer are mutually exclusive lifestyles.