the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

@samhenrigold

Meanwhile, Nantucketers are strolling past it, pointing, and yelling,

"Thar! She blows!"

@joelvanderwerf this was incredibly good and i hope you ride this high for as long as you can