sam henri goldthe Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
there once was a douche from Nantucket,
who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.”
he tried off-roading on sand,
it got out of hand,
now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.
André