The Picard ManeuverEither that, or Sam was simply uncorruptible and should have been carrying it the whole time
BlackoutThe ring wants who it wants. Frodo was just hotter get over it
MajorMajormajormajorKeep your forked tongue behind your teeth! Everyone knows Sam’s po-tay-toes are the best in the land.
dcpDarkMatterRosie Cotton sure thought so.
skulblakaThose thirteen children sure didn’t sprout out of the garden, that’s for sure
Depends how ornate the language of your smutty fan fic is 🤷