@julianlawson That's what I was thinking, too! I feel like this is what Yoda would say if the "normal" version were "Cops are all bastards".

Now I need to go take a close look at just exactly how Yoda's grammar works, dammit. Is it really phrase-based, like I'm thinking?

(I know someone *must* have already done this research.)

@RadicalGraffiti