Americans using anything but the metric system

https://sh.itjust.works/post/18704812

Americans using anything but the metric system - sh.itjust.works

Bicycle is fine because it’s an everyday object I can visualise, but what the hell am I supposed to do with 800 burgers?
Bicycles come in so many sizes and shapes that it’s as useful measure as a stone
So do deer, this is intended as a mental shortcut to roughly approximate size instead of a precise measurement.
But since deer are common and they do t have anything more precise than looking up an average and you can’t reasonably picture 800 burgers, wtf
Isn’t a stone an english measurement?