ZeroCoolTrump slurs words, struggles to gain crowd enthusiasm as he takes to campaign trail
AurenkinSlurring words and struggling to gain crowd enthusiasm sounds like a regular night out for me.
NegativeLookBehindBut are you a treasonous Russian puppet child rapist tax evading draft dodger?
No, I’m just not a particularly engaging speaker I would imagine but I think the similarities end there.
Well that’s ok then
Well, you’ve got my vote
Better than either of the choices they’re forcing on us.
DiplomjodlerAnyone but the Orange Baboon.
Violating the law as no one, but I haven’t heard about child rapist before?
I mean it wouldn’t astound me but truth be honored. Plz :-)
Katie Johnson is the pseudonym of the woman who claims to have been raped by Donald Trump at an Epstein party in 1994 when she was 13. She has brought a lawsuit against Trump, I believe, twice, the last time in 2016. She dropped the suit both times because of threats against her life.
Thank you!
Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won’t even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they’ll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.
He’s had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn’t have them.
HegarThis is 100% true and it's so funny that I just want to cry in a corner.
Same. Goddamn that was so spot on.
Heresy_generatorThis reminds me of how when COVID was starting to hit the news I wasn’t at all nervous about it until he got on and said we had no reason to be nervous about it
“It’ll be gone by Easter”
Cue me, moving to the woods
They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.
hanging out with jfk waiting to just come back
Hey - hey member that time when the Qanuts all went down to Dealy Plaza to watch JFK Jr. appear back in the land of the living so he could run as VP for trump? Member?
Oh man. Such incredible dipshits. Look! Look!
QAnon followers gather in Dallas for JFK Jr 'reveal' | AFP
CharlesDarwinI think the Feds should probably use facial recognition on footage of crowds like that and keep tabs. Just sayin’. If they are going to spy on Quakers and vegans, the least they could do with overreach is spy on groups that are likely tied into terrorist cells.
And yet they don’t . . . Just the Quakers and vegans. now why would that be? Hmmmmmmm
snooggumsThat’s fine, they can all vote for a corpse that can’t hold office.
Boomer Humor DoomergodThere would be a group that says he’s not dead, a group that says he is dead and coming back, and a group that says he’s been reincarnated.
And then, in the far future, scientists will wonder why we switch from a lowercase to an uppercase T.
DevCatFollow the link in the article to his rant about Master Lock. WTF? How is this person allowed three feet away from his caretaker?
SeraphAaahahaha had to look. Fox News cut him off for sounding too crazy:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343
Did, did he pantomime jacking someone off in that clip?
Translated for the hard of hearing:
Master Lock closed down. I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child.
I take mashter-lacka goomp een naste lots a naste liddum puzzles yah puddum.
What the fuck
This sounds like dementia.
Holy fuck, with any luck he ends up brain dead by the time debates roll around and the GOP eat themselves alive infighting to replace him last minute
Because that honestly looks like a real possibility
Zero chance he participates in a debate. Honestly, Biden sounds like rigor mortis is starting to set in too. Pathetic situation we have. Sure would be wild if one of them dropped out in the last few months and let some youngin onto the top of the ticket. That one would definitely win, red or blue. Trump would never cede the power, so the only way Trump gives up is significantly failing health or jail. Hoping Biden does the right thing.
Which Biden speeches are you seeing?
This sounds like some bullshit both sides are equal crap.
Biden is far, far more coherent than trump. It’s Biden old too? Yeah, but they’re not the same. Not even a little.
Biden sounds better and he’s battle a speech impediment his whole life.
Trump is starting to sound like my gramma in her last years.
The whole “Biden’s senile!” is just the new version of “Buttery Males!”
jordanlundSounding too crazy and miming a blow job…
Fucking Fox News.
“President Trump is campaigning in Wisconsin today. He will be in Michigan. Nothing on Biden’s schedule”
Yeah. He is busy running the country. Not golfing most of his time on taxpayers dime like Cheato here
Not to mention them always letting Trump off the hook for golfing on taxpayers dime also while he was president
President CamachoYou guys remember when Trump criticized Obama for playing too much golf?
Nice little puzzles?! Wtf does he think Masterlock is?
I almost want someone to ask a followup - did Masterlock used to make some kind of lock-picking set for kids?
No he has fucking dementia.
He has just watched too many Lock Picking Lawyer videos.
UncleTronRight? We need Biden to win the election at all cost.
I agree with you, but you don't have to add the same comment to a bunch of posts. Try to customize them to include specific reasons relevant to each topic.
MethylchloroisothiazolinoneAnyone have a link without fox breaking in and saving their boy? Why is it s freaking hard to find simple shit on the interwebs anymore?
Teh googlez demand moar moneys!! Eat Ads nao!
Trump is due back in court Thursday morning for a hearing on further violations of his gag order, after Merchan warned that he may have to turn to jail time.
Noooooo, this is exactly what Trump wants. To become a martyr for a few days in jail so he can fundraiser from it.
We’re going to end up putting this fucker back in office aren’t we?
somasContinuing to treat him like the law doesn’t apply to him isn’t helping either.
Upholding the rule of law is more important than denying trump some hamburder money.
Hes not a martyr if he continues to break the law and has to pay consequences. Put him in jail. If people protest that’s within their rights. We can’t let him get away with this.
Per Trump, “great legal experts,” including Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, believed there was no case.
Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.
And [the hush money jury] is in about a 95 percent Democrat area,
Pro tip: if you don't want to be tried by a jury from a mostly-Democratic area, don't commit crimes in New York City.
This dude lived most of his life on Manhattan. He has multiple properties there. Those people know him best and are the best judges of guilt in his trial.
NYC has all the judges. Good judges. Great judges. The best judges in the world, I tell ya. Not like those judges from a shit hole county. And I have great attorneys. The best. They could be better, but the best attorneys that do as I tell em.
Make attorneys great again!
MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.
Anyone can be a great legal expert if you’re stupid enough.
Pro pro-trip. If you have something to hide don’t run as president. If he just remained a private citizen this wouldn’t be happening to him right now
There was a theory that he was intentionally TRYING to lose the election, that the whole thing was a publicity stunt for his (canceled due to him becoming President) then not-quite-upcoming “Trump TV” venture (Which was basically Fox News starring Trump)
He looks genuinely surprised and upset that he won in the pics showing his reaction, and so did Ivanka.
I can totally buy that his plan was to win the primary, lose the general, and sell not him as a president, but the fantasy of the White Utopia he’d create if he was President… and the conspiracy theories that Hilary won by cheating…
But then he fucked up when the plan went horribly right and he became the President for realsies.
Imagine if Trump gets reelected, and H5N1 becomes a pandemic.
I remember reading that there was a large percentage that considered the pandemic a “sign from god”. Now I’m no statistician, but I feel like there’s a large overlap between the people who thought that and the people who absolutely would not think it’s a sign negatively related to Trump, and would somehow justify the second one as a warning about those damn deep state liberals.
Would be pretty hilarious though, if not for the innocent people who would suffer.