“Don’t become an anecdote” is a warning that covers a lot of stupidity.

It’s also a warning I give before displaying lots of anecdotes from when people fuck up.

(I train security guards…the bunny macer, for example. What kind of assbole do you think a rabbit- a baby rabbit- begging for food by hopping on your boot is a threat? Oh. Also the bunny ran up his pant leg; soaked in mace. And then got nibbly.)