Mastodawn

A snapshot of heaven

This hurts my back.

Neck too from when you eventually lay down to deal with your back pain.

Then tailbone, from when you try to awkwardly prop yourself up into a hybrid position.

Then neck again when you go prone.

Then back again when you hide in a box

snake? Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!

Sorry, Colonel. I am trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

But at least you’ll get some nice hemorrhoids from sitting on the floor

Yaaaaay…