kaiaonly way to regain sanity
prisixia@[email protected] is that dylan arps
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@kaia 22 years of microsoft? Holy shit.
🦾ChatGPT hyphen🤖
Eva Mikkonen@kaia In Finland we have similar thoughts about quitting IT careers and then focusing on reindeer farming
always tired (moved to chaos)@kaia @puppygirlhornypost If I weren't chronically ill, I'd consider something like that. My profession is just so broken.
Aurora - NOW celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk@coffee@[email protected] This is honestly career goals, besides the working for Microsoft part. Maybe I should just go straight to the goose farming...
Obsol33t@kaia this reminds me of the story of the Excel developer, he went to be a farmer after Bill Gates got him so stressed that he had a stroke:
The Rise of Microsoft Excel: Part 1
grillchen@kaia from exploiting end users to exploiting animals 
Tsuki 🌙life goals
Aral Balkan@kaia @faoluin Alt text: Screenshot of LinkedIn profile:
Experience
Goose farmer
Self-employed
Jul 2023 - Present • 10 mos
On-site
Microsoft
22 yrs 4 mos
Principal Performance Architect
Full-time
Jul 2022 - Jul 2023 • 1 yr 1 mo
Chehalis, Washington, United States
Principal Software Development Engineer
Apr 2001 - Jul 2022 • 21 yrs 4 mos
Redmond, WA
Azure Performance Team, August 2017 - Present
Office 365 Foundation Engineering... see more
Asta [AMP]@[email protected] really says something that this man would rather farm cranky, violent murder birds thank continue to work on the cloud at MS
Mélani (Melanie) Bjornsdottir (she, ŝi)@kaia 🦆 (ik it’s not a goose)
Sass, David@kaia This is the way!
I found myself thinking about goat farming.
André Stricker
Bill, organizer of stuff