Mastodawn

Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.

Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill

You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

Nah, they’re on instaclam.