Flying SquidNot only are they watching you, they're judging you.
OmegaMouseI don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
tigeruppercutSounds like squid propaganda!
Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslecic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.