Mastodawn

Remember when the body washes contained literal micro plastics and were advertised as such?

I thought they were using natural materials like ground coffee. Did some of them actually use plastic beads?

I didn’t realize America has banned them. Good. I just figured they were a fad.

Hey we're actually ahead of the EU in something!

Shit we can’t allow that. I’m gonna go to the Euro Parliament to lobby for banning 10 random things.

Ban bans, and brands while you’re at it.