Whoever wrote this headline is not paid enough.
@MostlyHarmless Scaramouch, scaramouche, can you do the fandango...
@MostlyHarmless It's not often that I see a local newspaper from #NorthernIreland getting international attention. But looks like it took more than ten years for the headline to reach you.
@MostlyHarmless Open your brains, the cost of the trains ain't "free...."
@MostlyHarmless coincidence or not, but the headlines can be sung on the melody of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' of Queen
@MostlyHarmless
"Open your eyes, look up to the price and see"
@MostlyHarmless This is amazing!! 🤣🤣🤣
@MostlyHarmless All sub editors go straight to heaven in my book.