@CatHat

Someone was unprepared for court AGAIN because she's spent all her time writing twitter threads about her many, MANY self-declared enemies.

Can you cosplay as a lawyer when you actually have a degree and apparently passed the bar?

#AskingForAFriend

@CatHat

I kinda stopped counting at 120.

Didn’t her buddy Bowie also try the "too busy being famous to do any lawyering" er "defence," too?

I may be misremembering.
Feels like it, though.