What is a command you accidentally taught your pet?

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What is a command you accidentally taught your pet? - Lemmy.World

My goldendoodle puppy doesn’t ever want to come back inside. I told my beagle “go get your sister” as I tried rounding up the puppy. Now when I say “go get your sister” the beagle runs to the puppy and baits her into chasing him into the house.

I train my cat to speak. I wish I knew it was forbidden cursed knowledge. She dose not shut up. If it's 10am and im late on breakfas, she will meow non stop.

I can't sleep in anymore.

Get an autofeeder. Saved me sleep.
Seconded, and make sure it’s pick proof.
There’s a couple of bits that get stuck that my tuxedo cat gets when she puts her paw up the slot.