"babe, the upside down peas aren't real, they can't hurt you"
upside down peas:

@babe

The effect is pretty successful with uncanny pasta, too.

@Professor_Stevens @babe Pasta with fries has an uncannyness on its own.

@cmdrSprocket

Whereas fries with peas is just business as usual? :)

@Professor_Stevens at least I've seen that in the wild