Cursed Rule
Cursed Rule
It’s okay. Baleful polymorph doesn’t leave you with your faculties
If the spell succeeds, the subject must also make a Will save. If this second save fails, the creature loses its extraordinary, supernatural, and spell-like abilities, loses its ability to cast spells (if it had the ability), and gains the alignment, special abilities, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores of its new form in place of its own. It still retains its class and level (or HD), as well as all benefits deriving therefrom (such as base attack bonus, base save bonuses, and hit points). It retains any class features (other than spellcasting) that aren’t extraordinary, supernatural, or spell-like abilities.
Maybe relevant:
You wake up.
You’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock.
It was all a dream.
The concept of selling “Feet pics” to pay back “Student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
I’d like to be a manatee.
Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life.