Cursed Rule - Pawb.Social

This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive
This just keeps getting better!
This is the last panel on that Bernie Sanders meme were he gets more and more excited… Sign me up!
I mean, at least that sounds quick.
That’s the cherry on top.
The only downside I can see is retaining my human sentience. Be that the case, life would be an even harder struggle, to hunt food everyday and try to not get eaten alive by predators.
Just go ribbit ribbit, what’s hard about that
Wouldn’t you be a super smart for a frog? I’d find a place that’s sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet

It’s okay. Baleful polymorph doesn’t leave you with your faculties

If the spell succeeds, the subject must also make a Will save. If this second save fails, the creature loses its extraordinary, supernatural, and spell-like abilities, loses its ability to cast spells (if it had the ability), and gains the alignment, special abilities, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores of its new form in place of its own. It still retains its class and level (or HD), as well as all benefits deriving therefrom (such as base attack bonus, base save bonuses, and hit points). It retains any class features (other than spellcasting) that aren’t extraordinary, supernatural, or spell-like abilities.

Maybe relevant:

You wake up.

You’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock.

It was all a dream.

The concept of selling “Feet pics” to pay back “Student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

Ribbited for her displeasure
I think I’d like to be an elephant. They’re very smart and social, they don’t have to chase after their food, and they’re too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.

I’d like to be a manatee.

Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life.

No paws to hold the phone though. But maybe it’s for the best?
…Some day we’ll find it,
The rainbow connection
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me.