Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

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Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash - Lemmy.World

Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

“To prevent damage to the exterior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as grease, oil, bird droppings, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.),”

Not washing it could fuck it up. Got it.

“CAUTION Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.”

Also washing it could fuck it up.

It’s worse than that, washing the car even in wash mode will damage the car because the fucking thing is made out aluminum, you know, a mineral that corrodes if exposed to water long enough. It’s mind boggling how badly designed this car is.
jesus christ marie, they’re alloys!
I’ll pretend I understand there’s a difference. :)
Breaking Bad. Macho man starts collecting minerals. His wife (Marie) refers to them as rocks. He ends up shouting something similar.
I think Macho man’s ends up shouting “snap in to a slim jim” but I could be wrong