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Image description:
a garden plaque like those identifying tree and plant species, with the following text:
"Lamp post
Asser Lumen
Characterized by a long, very straight trunk and very few (sometimes zero, but often one or two) branches. Non-deciduous, with no color change in the fall. Easily identified at night."
Below is a simplified drawing of a lamp post.

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