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There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”

That’s an awesome slogan. Fuc- I mean “screw” prudes.

Wasn’t it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you