What's something you'll never get the store brand/generic of?

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What's something you'll never get the store brand/generic of? - Lemmy.World

I had knockoff coco pops once and they tasted like cardboard
Generic Froot Loops are usually trash too.

Mayonnaise. I’ll get more expensive gourmet kinds or make it, but won’t step down.

Also ranch, ricotta, mozzarella. There are a couple of each of those I’m willing to buy, but store brand doesn’t have any of the flavor.

Hmm, regarding food… I’m not sure if there’s anything. Some things I don’t like, but we have multiple supermarkets with different store brands and usually there’s at least one store brand somewhere that I don’t exclude.

But laptops would be an example for me. I really like enterprise hardware more than a generic and slow Wallmart laptop made from cheap components.

With food the more complexity the more chances they have to screw up in my experience. Milk, butter, cheese and bread? Prob won’t be an issue. Soda, Mac n cheese, hamburger helper? Lot more questionable… though I’ll admit that cola derivatives are really hard to fuck up to the point where it’s a hard pass.
Yeah, I’m probably forgetting some of the products. Like ketchup which some people mentioned… I don’t drink soda that often. But you’re right with beverages in general. I’m picky with beer and that’s always one of two or three (local) brands. And I’m not sure about the convenience products. Could be a cultural difference or me refusing to buy overpriced powdered seasonings… I buy spices and pasta and do it myself, at least most of the times. I mean I’ve never tasted hamburger helper, I can’t comment on that.
Ketchup is always Heinz and mayo is always Kewpie .
Heinz… BLECH. Give me some Portland Ketchup anyway.
I don’t know who the co-packer is, but Whataburger-branded spicy ketchup is evidence that there is still good in Texas.
I’m not usually particular on brands, but French’s ketchup is where it’s at
French's mustard is where it's at. Hunt's ketchup is the GOAT.
Came here for this. French’s Ketchup is great… And at least in Canada, it is made in Heinz’s factory around Windsor when Heinz decided to shut it down about 7-8 years ago.

Plastic food storage bags, at least since I saw this: lemmy.world/post/13153346

Mmm, marinated chicken with a pinch of PFAS.

Most US sandwich baggies contain toxic PFAS ‘forever chemicals’, analysis says - Lemmy.World

Testing commissioned by Mamavation blog found high levels of a marker of PFAS in nine of 11 baggies tested Most of the nation’s plastic sandwich baggies contain toxic PFAS “forever chemicals”, an analysis suggests, raising questions about the products’ safety in the US. Testing of 11 types of baggies made by major producers showed high levels of a marker of PFAS in nine. The analysis, conducted by an Environmental Protection Agency-certified lab and commissioned by the Mamavation blog, is the latest to highlight the use of PFAS in the nation’s food packaging. … The only brand that did not show any markers of PFAS was Ziploc. Public health advocates say the best way consumers can protect themselves is to use glass containers instead of plastic.

The solution here isn’t to buy brand name, it’s to not buy plastic bags. Put your stuff in hard sided Tupperware or old pasta jars. Brand name plastic bags probably have just as many ptfas.
Shoes. You don't end up saving money and it's not worth the pain. I tried for years back when I couldn't afford a thing and concluded that there's simply no such thing as cheap good shoes.
Any safety certified equipment tends to cost an a and a leg. Nearly monopoly controlled.
Exactly. I’m cheap but won’t buy cheap shoes. First they are a slip hazard that will cost you in pain and medical bills. Secondly, they don’t last for shit and are uncomfortable. Also, they make your feet smell bad.
My expensive shoes last so they end up being way cheaper.
I wish there was any consistency or correlation in the shoes I buy and how long they last. I agree that generally higher price means better quality. But I decided to spend on some nicer hiking shoes from REI and they both have holes in them, while an $8 pair of business casual shoes I expected to be a throwaway have lasted years now

Damn right. My backpack is >25 years, my jacket is >40.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. … A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. … But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

Boots theory - Wikipedia

Always an up vote for the Boots theory!
Heroin
Yeah, for me, it’s Bayer or nothing.
Ketchup.
This is a katsup household.
I guess I need to… catch up… on all the different spellings.
Chocolate. Really cheap, off-brand chocolate is horrific, waxy, and has some weird aftertaste, like mint when it isn’t supposed to be, or ketchup (for real).
While I agree cheap chocolate is rough, some store brand chocolate is really nice.
Some brand name chocolate (Hersheys) is disgusting due to their use of butyric acid. Vomit chocolate
I consider Hershey’s to be an off-brand brand. Like No Name in Canada, or ACME in the Looney Tunes.

Really cheap, off-brand chocolate

Who in 2024 is still buying Palmer’s? How does this brand still exist?

Easter.

Palmer makes enough chocolate bunnies to sustain them for the rest of the year, and no one cares about the quality of chocolate given to a 5 year old.

Screwdriver bits, any type of storage — drives or pendrives, PSUs, coffee.
Clothes. A lot of tiny local stores here have clothes hung on racks in between the aisles and the checkout, mostly things like t-shirts, hoodies celebrating the local town, and occasionally uniforms when schools like mine have one. Aside from the latter, they’ll often feel like they fit on some parts of the body but not others, meaning they’ll never actually fit. Being a small store also means they won’t let you just try one on.
Mt Dew.
The names of off brand Mtn Dew & Dr pepper always crack me up
I always loved seeing Dr. Thunder on store shelves
Dr Pop always cracked me up
I like Shastas knock off, but it’s still not the same.
Anything that you need to have working when you need it.
Yep. Protective gear, safety related car parts, survival gear, anything where failure will have grave consequences.
Soy sauce, Kikkoman isn’t going to be beat by a store brand. Likewise with Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce.
La Choy is where its at but i feel you
Kikkoman is some of the worst soy sauce I have ever had. Yeah store brand is a step down but that is a step into negative territory
Settle down there hipster. Most peoples’ taste buds werent ruined by having tasted 15 dollar an ounce artisan organic free range no cholesterol soy sauce made by a secretive order of Japanese monks using only the finest water from the fountain of youth. Realistically they’ve got 3 options: store brand, Kikkoman and whatever overpriced soy sauce brand their local store begrudgingly put on the shelves. Theyre not cheap enough to get the store brand but lets face it, in this economy, nobody wants to shell out a dollar an ounce for something theyre going to drizzle over instant rice.

I don’t think anyone is suggesting getting soy sauce made by someone with a handlebar mustache. Just that other brands tend to be way better than the Kikkoman you would find in a grocery store.

Lee Kum Kee for example is often in grocery stores and is way better for about the same price. Kimlan is pretty good. Sempio is way way better if you can find it, which shouldn’t be too hard if you live somewhere decent.

No need to attack them.

Love Lee Kum Kee Premium Soy Sauce and Sempio for standard use. I agree that they are so much better then Kikkoman imo

It’s usually pretty easy to find other better soy sauces at most Asian grocery stores around the same price as Kikkoman

I mean Lee Kum Kim isn’t some magic hipster brand but it’s vastly superior

Made the mistake of buying Kikkoman a few years ago when I couldn’t get my regular brand.

Amoy (dark) is way better. M&S was close though.

Store brand Worcestershire sauce is even harder to pronounce
Pop tarts. I’ve been burned by too many off brand toaster pastries to ever trust any other brand.
Q-Tips. Every alternative I’ve ever tried fucks it up somehow. too much cotton that it comes off, not enough and it’s scratchy, cardboard sticks that dissolve the second a single drop gets on them, or plastic ones that don’t hold onto the cotton (which is, as discussed, almost certainly already inadequate), and the weight and balance are always off too. Now, I ain’t trying to impact my earwax here (which is very annoying BTW), but nobody only cleans the outside with the Q-Tip.
The plastic ones are super flimsy. So annoying.
They’ve been banned in europe for at least two years now, I only wish they did this with more plastic products. It’s easy to figure out alternatives for most of them
Cream cheese. If it’s not Philadelphia, it just isn’t quite right. I’ve tried every other brand, and I’ve, so far, always been disappointed.
I’ve had good luck with Aldi