What's the worst that could happen?

https://lemmy.world/post/14439245

What's the worst that could happen? - Lemmy.World

(template stolen from Crow Time comic)

anti piracy measures and cost cutting when optimizing games
By “optimizing” do you mean going through the source code and adding comments referring to Optimus Prime? Because that’s called “optimus priming” and we had a whole two hours about it in coding camp.
“optimizing” comes from optical minimizing. the procedure involves not using glasses, you can’t tell when your code is trash when you can’t see it.
I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.
“Optimizing” is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.
The peer coding review went really well. I think we’re getting married.