The bubble is dead, long live the bubble!

https://lemmy.world/post/14359381

The bubble is dead, long live the bubble! - Lemmy.World

spaf @spaf Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

this is good.

And it comes with a free gogurt!
That’s good!
The gogurt is proprietary blockchain.