My brain@4a: hey hey hey hey wouldn’t it be cool if you changed your slides to be more animated and hey hey hey you could try this or this other thing and wow that would really pop but oh no maybe it would be too…

My body@430a: Fine. I’m up. What were you saying?

My brain@431a: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Pre-talk anxiety sucks! But my talk at @BSidesCharm this Sunday (Protecting Your Most Sensitive Users With This One Weird Trick) should be killer. If you haven’t gotten tickets yet, please do!