So I got access to Air Chat (thx @guillaumevende & Olivier Buffon), and I only just launched the app and it *is* interesting.
For those who don't know, it's "audio Twitter": you record your messages, and it transcribes them into text.
So you can read & listen.
Before you roll your eyes, the effect is really special: you're not reading throwaway comments from random people you already hate on the internet.
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