They do get pretty complicated.

@georgetakei ok but there's a special kind of evil one out there that's just waiting to attack first time users

the Bunn "pour-over" machines

if the machine has a big trapdoor in the top with a screen you pour the water through, be aware that once you pour water in here, you have just started an unstoppable siphon that will start a waterfall of hot water in about four seconds whether you're ready for it OR NOT. yeah, gave the countertop a nice hot water wash with that a few times...

@georgetakei I think that would give some people the perfect excuse to not make their round ☕️
@georgetakei I don't drink coffee, so when people in my first job were like "Can you make the coffee?" I was like "I've never had it, so I can learn, but I can't guarantee the quality." I was never required to make the coffee. :D
@georgetakei The biggest flaw with his statement is that no amount of training will get a lazy person to refill the coffee maker when they take the last cup... 😂
@georgetakei @nurglerider No one ever empties the coffee maker. They always leave that tiny bit of guilt coffee at the bottom.

@georgetakei It's a useful job skill.

One job interview, the person was tied up for a bit, and I was parked in the lunch room to wait and get a coffee. The coffee maker was empty, so I put on another pot. While I was waiting, a few other people came in and were happy that there was coffee.

I'm certain that was a large part of why I got that software developer job.

@georgetakei Funny, I actually worked in an office that required training and certification before you could use the espresso machine. It worked well in that they rarely required repairs that were caused by misuse.
@georgetakei First rule: Do not pour the remaining caffeinated coffee into the decaf pot ... ever.

@georgetakei Part of that training should include how to wash your own f-ing coffee cup and put it in the dishwasher.

Meanwhile, I'll just keep boiling water for my tea...

@georgetakei When I need coffee I'm in no state to use something as complicated as a coffee machine. I'm lucky to get instant coffee done without mixing up the steps.
I never understood why anyone would design a coffee machine that requires you to be awake already. 🙄