We need to STOP running DOOM on new things
and START putting new things into DOOM.

For example, today I added micro-transactions to the original game. Any time you pick up an item, the game freezes until you make a payment.

@gvy_dvpont
I had to check twice if it was a @foone post. Congrats on this marvelously insane idea!
@magnetic_tape @gvy_dvpont I've thought about something similar but I was gonna use my coin acceptor for some arcade style fun.
Still, this is awesome
@foone @magnetic_tape my wife pitched the coin idea to me as I was walking out the door this morning and I was so mad I didn't have time to grab one! So good. She suggested only accepting like 44¢ as payment too 😂
@gvy_dvpont @magnetic_tape that's a great idea to make it extra annoying, yeah!