Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke”
Fox News now accusing Scrabble of being too “woke”
Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”
Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”
Jesus Christ, how do these chucklefucks convince themselves that they aren’t terrible people?
Nice sentiment, but too many syllables to hold their attention.
More like “why they call me ass for being ass?!”
We used to play “if you can convince me it’s a word, it counts”. I got a triple word score on zaxticuous and that shit got shut down. It means: Having the property or appearance of Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell.
(The events in this comment are a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)
The best Scrabble move I ever saw:
My brother: “Can you put down swear words?”
My mother: “No.”
My brother: (Puts down SHIT) “Not a swear, just what I have to do.” (Leaves to go to the bathroom.)
Ours was the unabridged OED when I was a kid.
And my father with his English PhD didn’t even play.
I’ll accept it if its obviously a real word, no matter how offensive it is.
Not if it requires a capital letter though. I’m not a complete animal.
Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts
I honestly first read that as “one of the panel’s more literate co-hosts”.
It’s easy, any white supremacist can do it.
1a. It is somehow news to just observe a specific black person and get mad: “black man wears a suit,” "black man eats mustard."
You can just make shit up as well, since your audience is 100% white supremacist dimwits.
Yeah and it’s also accusing libraries of being drug-infested sex dens
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It’s as if Fox News is not a reasonable source for anything but counterfactual nonsense
Tarlov then said […] “Scrabble can be a tough game”. Co-host Greg Gutfeld replied, “So is life!” before admitting that he has never played Scrabble.
He then said, “Playing a game without scoring — even if you suck at something — is so anti-human. It’s like scoring is part of your DNA."
Gutfeld is so stupid man I can’t believe I used to like him
Yeah a game without a scoring system is anti-human, that’s why we famously never play such games with our children. What’s your ELO in peek-a-boo, Greg? You absolute dweeb?
If multiplying by two or three causes issues, you’ve got bigger problems than “gen Z not liking competitive games”.
If they want kids to play it, shape the board like the Fortnite map, and give double points for using those letters in the named areas.
The N-word was in the official Scrabble dictionary until 2020.
I’m sure they’re mad that they can’t use it in the tournaments they don’t play in.
It is!
You can freely create words with it that are on their naughty list without getting shot by police. Its woke, man!
If the headline was “Scrabble bans hateful words” nobody would care because it’s their game, they can do what they want with it and nobody has sympathy for the guys complaining they can’t be racist in Scrabble.
But using the word “woke” makes it sound like it’s some ongoing culture war battle with half the country on either side. It ain’t.