There was actually a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list and I will post it in an hour when I get to my PC. (You can use the “save” function to come later)

“erotic aid for penis without usb”

This implies the existence of…

Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷

With a proprietary connector, unfortunately.