whip crack

“Your name is X now!”

They’re only people when it’s convenient for the voting/election rights of the rich people who own them…so actually a lot like slaves.

They’re not people, they’re cancer to society.

What about corporations that own other companies? Or merges/acquisitions (cannibalism)? Maybe we should take the whole corporations are people to the natural conclusion. It would at least make it interesting for a while.

Wait, anybody rich enough to take this to the Supreme Court for shits and giggles?

Who said they were people? I’m out of touch again aren’t I

Yes.