What no one in the congregation expected was a reverse rapture that left everyone naked watching their clothes float away.
@Aikiwomannc Not the apocalypse we wanted, but the apocalypse we needed.

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Heaven's gate, something of the same. When they found them, all their sneakers were gone!

And a comet was making tracks back to Oort.

@Aikiwomannc This is precisely why I make all of my clothing perform at least one deadly sin before I wear them outside the house.
@basking Smart. Never wear the good clothes. Wear the sinful clothes.