PCChipsM922UI can fix her!
slazer2au… Go on…
Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.
Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.
FalWhat’s there to fix?
remoteloveThose fake eyebrows, for starters.
These “quirky” bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don’t bother with them, they’re not taking things seriously, and aren’t actually interested in you, just there to stroke your ego.
they’re not taking things seriously
No shit?
just there to stroke your ego.
… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal experience
Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔…
Their ego, I meant.
Ahh right that definitely makes more sense, although I’m not sure I agree
I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They’re not worth your time.
r00ty1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?
Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I’m assuming is at most a couple of different “cases”, plus it’s not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I’m saying you’re lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that I’m not likely to take random people at their word.
Not that it makes much of a difference anyhow, it’s not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago
My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.
The bios says no sex.
Sooooooo dArK!
6 Killometers away
TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!
EU males go brrrrrr
refreshes
5 Kilometers away
And decreasing…
ivanafterallSacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest to me.
SteamymoomilkNah you just picky mate,
idunnololzDW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.
Red flag, but not a deal breaker.
Fix what? There’s nothing to fix.
Sounds nice. I would still fuck her brains out after taking her knife.
TrickDacyWhere is there humor here?
The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death
SomeGuy69The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I’d expect more for my blood sacrifice.
Leate_WonceslaceWorth it.
“…sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord”?? If my life is worthless, then it’s not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, “Danielle, 19”.
Wanja find out? Only 6km away 😊.
Dr. CoomerHad me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe…
I’m in. When?
Fairly soon… she’s only 6km away.
Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.
I thought the point was to cut her date with it.
And only 6 kms away!