TODAY: Biden announces major action on student debt relief.

What's in the news?

Trump's shifting abortion stance, Trump suing his judge, Trump's fundraising claims.

TOMORROW: Look for another story about how voters don't feel like Biden's done anything.

See how this works?

@rbreich Donald Trump shits in a baby's mouth. The press reports it as follows:

MSNBC: Former president Donald Trump, who has 91 criminal counts against him, pooped in a baby's mouth today,

FOX, NEWSMAX, OAN: President Trump, who models himself on Jesus Christ, fed a hungry child today.

THE REST OF THE MEDIA: Is Biden too old for a second term?