Annalee Newitz 🍜So apparently I was supposed to be cutting my Osteospermum back so that it wouldn't get "leggy" and now I have beautiful golden flowers at the ends of extremely long stalks and the plant looks like a messy weirdo with amazing hair.
CautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🕎@annaleen This plant would 100% corner you at a party and spend 117 minutes explaining some fascinating philosophical point and then once it wandered off you wouldn’t remember anything about the experience aside from that it was life-changing, and then you never see them again and wonder about it forever.
