I’m 56 years old. Which means I’m about to endure my fourth cycle of twenty-something year old dudes discovering the weight room and Ayn Rand shit like they’ve just unlocked Enlightenment itself and by god I’m fucking so tired of it. And now they have podcasts.

@Theblueone

Me in the weight room to grunting 20 something dudebros when I was a 55 yo woman: "Hey"

Dudebro: 'Sup?

Me: "Are you done with that weight bar? That's the weight I usually use."