ThrowawaySobriquet******** has been compromised. Please ***** and ******** to ensure your continued security
Yes. It is your fault if some company got hacked because your screensaver didn't come on for 30 minutes. Climate change is also your fault because you didn't recycle that yogurt container. Likewise that listeria poisoning you got you shouldn't have eaten at that restaurant chain.
You should probably go back to sleep and try today over again.