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@lowqualityfacts I though it was a tiny rat!
@LJ @lowqualityfacts i was about to say that but you beat me to it.
@rossmaxx11 @lowqualityfacts one of my all time favorite movies.

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We won't talk about where they keep the spare egg...😬

@lowqualityfacts which was the style at the time!
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You never know when you need it for a cake
@lowqualityfacts chef hats actually slump over if the onion slot is empty
@lowqualityfacts You’re not supposed to talk about it! That’s precisely why they keep it under their hat.🙄
@lowqualityfacts I can't believe this. Garlic, I could believe—virtually EVERYTHING could be improved with more garlic.
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*Top* chefs keep a range of alliums under their hats.
@lowqualityfacts I’m just a cook, so I keep my spare onion in the fridge. 🤓

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I always use garlic, in case I see a difficult patron in the dining room. I'll chew a clove if I see them heading toward the kitchen. So they will keep the accolades short and return to dining.

@lowqualityfacts But some of them are just happy to see you.
oignon is always number first