Microsoft must be hoping and praying for a new named critical and pervasive vulnerability to capture our attention
@jerry Ivanti to their rescue: https://forums.ivanti.com/s/article/New-CVE-2024-21894-Heap-Overflow-CVE-2024-22052-Null-Pointer-Dereference-CVE-2024-22053-Heap-Overflow-and-CVE-2024-22023-XML-entity-expansion-or-XXE-for-Ivanti-Connect-Secure-and-Ivanti-Policy-Secure-Gateways?language=en_US
Only an 8.2 max, but given that it's Ivanti “In certain conditions this may lead to execution of arbitrary code" probably means “anyone still running this thing”.